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Jan 01 2009

My Dog’s New Year’s Resolutions

Published by charray7 at 11:50 pm under My Dogs Edit This

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Today is the first day of the new year of 2009. Happy New Year! 

I don’t do New Year’s resolutions for myself, since I don’t seem to be able to keep them for very long. I have made some New Year’s resolutions for my dogs though. Here they are:

1. All dogs will only have one treat every morning when they go outside. They will not have three courses of treats as in the past. That is absolutely ridiculous!

2. Rocky will stop tipping over Daddy’s trash can, digging in it, and throwing all the garbage all over the room.

3. Rocky will also stop going on Mommy’s bed and trashing the covers so that it is a mess when she’s not around.

4. Fritz will quit going in Mommy’s room when she is in the bathroom getting ready to go to bed and snatching Bubba (the teddy bear) off her bed onto the floor. 

5. All dogs will come inside the house when called, especially Shelby.

6. Midnight will not get into a fight with Shiloh and tear her fur out.

7. All dogs will clean up their toys and put them back when done and not leave them strewn throughout the house for Mommy and Daddy to pick up.

8. Midnight will not try to jump over the fence to meet the new next door doggy Sidney.

9. Shiloh and Rocky will stop running after rabbits in the backyard.

10. Shelby will quit chewing up her teddy bear so that Mommy doesn’t have to keep sewing the bear up. 

I’m sure our five pups can stick to these resolutions!

Yeah right!!! Laughing

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One Response to “My Dog’s New Year’s Resolutions”

  1. Wolfspiriton 02 Jan 2009 at 8:22 am edit this

    That’s hysterical!!!! I loved it!! Congrats on your new blog here!! With your dogs alone you’ve got topics to blog on from now til the end of time (G)!!!

    I loved this!!! in fact I’m still laughing while I type this out!! ROTFL!! now give those cute doggies a hug from me ok?? LOLOL!!!

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